Finally, It's Over:
Number One! | january 31 2003, 03:05 am | | submitted by: normal mc |
You've waited this long, don't cheat and scroll down for the pics! Read this first!
The time has come for us to unveil ARF's #1 Woman. Damn that sounds degrading and sexist, huh? I know some of you have waited anxiously for this moment - okay, I have at least. This list has been stretched out and dragged out long past enjoyment and importance, and I apologize for that. Seems like I've been Google-searching and IMDB.com picture-heisting forever, longer than your average MTV Video Awards ceremony. But, alas, we made it. Together.
Okay, I made it. Thanks Chuck.
None of you will like this choice, I can guarantee that. Oh well. We've taken flak for some of our other choices, but attraction is a fickle bitch - we all have our reasons for being attracted to certain people, we all have different traits we find attractive and damn it, we don't need to explain everything do we?
I guess we do. Wait, dammit... I'm not only the President, I'm the EDITOR! Why explain anything to you people?
Anyway, let me take this moment to apologize for those whose who felt 'left out' regarding the decision making process. Sorry. This list was Chuck and I at our masculine worst. Imagine: two guys smoking too many cigarettes, drinking beer and listing hot women. Sad really. Just base and sexist and boorish and piggish and all that. But I felt this project should be Chuck and I only. We needed to 'kick it old school' so to speak. What better way to commemorate the original ARF - which was list heavy - than by reuniting the original two editors for the 'be all, end all' Top 100 Women List?
So, when our #1 came up in discussion, we both kinda knew she'd be in the running. Since she was high on both of our individual lists, she merited the top choice. And the more I thought about it I felt, yeah, this is an inspired choice! And so finally, mercifully, we unveil the #1...
ARF's #1
Laura Leighton
Real Name: Laura Miller
Birthdate: July 24, 1968. Raised in Iowa City, Iowa
By the way, the majority of the photos and biographical info has been shamelessly stolen from a few shitty Geocities fan sites.
Started appearing on 'Melrose Place' in 1992 playing Sydney Andrews. That's when I started masturbating beyond control, as well. Coincedence?
Was to originally appear on 'Melrose Place' for two episodes. Thank Carl that didn't happen!
She says one of her most memorable Sydney episodes was the Sydney and Michael wedding, involving her swimming in a wedding dress. That was one of my favorite episodes, too! Small world! Oh Laura, we have so much in common!
(Can't you just picture me hitting on Laura on a Tuesday at karaoke: "Hey, I'm the President of a website and we chose you as the hottest bitch ever! Wanna do shots? Shit, I gotta go sing 'It Takes Two' by Rob Base, I'll be right back...")
Married to fellow former Melrose Place actor, Doug Savant (he played 'Matt Fielding'). They have a kid, I think. We all thought he was gay, like the guy at karaoke that sings GODSMACK all the time, you know the guy with the pole in his ass? Come on, his character on the show was gay, it just made sense. Anyway... he gets to have sex with Laura Leighton. Not fair.
Laura and husband, 'Gay Matt'
Appeared on 'Beverly Hills 90210' playing Sophie Burns for 6 episodes. I missed these episodes. Damn it. Damn it all to hell.
I love it when chicks wear their hair all swept up around back and have that little bit hanging down in the front, around the sides. See? Like this...
That's perfect!
Of course our #1 is a redhead. Did you doubt it for a minute? Damn, does anyone besides Chuck and I remember how deliciously evil she was on 'Melrose'? How god-damned sexy? Has anyone seen her in anything besides 'Melrose' or '90210'?
Anyone? Bueller? Didn't think so.
So cute. so pixie-ish. So... elfish? Is that why Orlando Bloom gives me fits? Here's my next article, some Laura Leighton and Legolas fan-fiction. Imagine the alliterative opportunities!
For more info on Laura Leighton's terribly non-descript career on screen, click here!
She's really pretty and all that. And a redhead, so come on, no contest. What, you were thinking Daphne Zuniga? Sorry if she doesn't live up to the silicone-enhanced, slut-tastic 'Carmen Electra' girls most of you guys were hoping for. Just couldn't do it. And ladies, sorry we've wasted so much time being pigs. Funny thing is that we've gotten more of a response to the 100 Women List from the ladies who frequent the site than the guys. Interestingly enough, Mike2 sent me a Top 10 Men list with pics and a paragraph on each choice. Strange...
So, I guess all I can say is 'congratulations' Laura. Shoot me an email if you wanna do a phone interview or something. Or if you wanna go out for some Coke slurpees and a Bubble Jug...
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dj tanner
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01.31.2003
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comment no. 1
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do we have enough pictures of her?
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Kid Dexterity
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01.31.2003
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comment no. 2
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Well, that was anticlimactic. I don't even know who that is.
Shoulda guessed it was going to be another readhead though.
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snerly
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lurker
01.31.2003
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comment no. 3
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Hmmm, little disapointed with number one, but you already said we would be. She's ok looking, I guess. Janeane and Merideth have spunk, and other women like Halle and Charlize are stunning. Laura's just so... average.
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dj tanner
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4718 posts
01.31.2003
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comment no. 4
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yeah, i don't know who the hell she is either.
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SunshineX
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lurker
01.31.2003
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comment no. 5
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I dont know who she is, but I think she has a very nice classic beauty
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snerly
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lurker
01.31.2003
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comment no. 6
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she's got the closed mouth smile thing too, which i find slightly annoying.
i just can't be pleased.
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SunshineX
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lurker
01.31.2003
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comment no. 7
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I think teeth are weird. I mean, open mouth laughs are great and rejuvinating, and all that good stuff, but toothy smiles are a bit creepy.
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normal mc
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01.31.2003
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comment no. 8
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negro
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241 posts
01.31.2003
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comment no. 9
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Yeah I have no clue who that is.
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Rollbiz
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01.31.2003
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comment no. 10
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How does no one know who she is? I guess no one else was at that "dawn of masturbation" period when Melrose Place was on TV. Pulled many a pud to this one. Nice choice, although Heather Graham and Nicole Kidman should have been much higher on the list. Tisk tisk...
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sirmaxalot
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01.31.2003
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comment no. 11
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disappointed i guess would be a little bit of an understatement.....but i guess thats why us people were not asked for our input, bc then the number one would just be too obscure....
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gnomeloaf
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941 posts
01.31.2003
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comment no. 12
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I know who she is. But since I'm old as hell, that shouldn't surprise anyone.
Came completely out of the blue, guys, but I can't really bitch. Nice work.
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mike2
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02.02.2003
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comment no. 13
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I had no clue who she was, but with such a well done explanation like this one, i feel like i've known her all my life. i will gladly welcome her into my heart- and my pants
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maven
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02.02.2003
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comment no. 14
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this the chik from melrose place? for the love of god i demand a recount
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chesty McRack
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02.06.2003
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comment no. 15
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I love it. She is so hot. why doesn't she do anything anymore? Too bad. What a waste.
I did see her on a Lifetime Movie once. She played the town whore. Great role.
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LauraVision
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09.17.2003
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comment no. 16
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Hey you 'stole' these pics from my 'shitty geocities site' which i guess is fine seeing you made Laura #1. for those wanting to know, Laura will be seen soon on FOX's new show SKIN premiering OCT 20th on FOX at 9pm.
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normal mc
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09.17.2003
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comment no. 17
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Yeah, I did. I love the internet.
Thanks!
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